Asking for directions.
(I've named the awful receptionist Basilette)
My Wife: Excuse me, which bus can we take to the Botanical Gardens?
Basilette: How is it possible you don't knoow how to get there? It's so easy! Are you stupid or what?
My Wife: Oh, thanks for your help.
The next day as I pass reception. In English this time.
Basilette: Give me your number!
Me: Pardon.
Basilette: Number!!!
Me: I'm sorry, I'm just going out, is there a problem?
Basilette: You give me number now! (She was now shouting)
Me: 301
Basilette: What?
Me: I'm in room 301
Basilette: Phone number!
Me: Why?
Basilette: For contacting you.
Me: Why?
Basilette: No why. Give me.
Me: No why, no phone number.
The grumpy which scowled as I walked off ignoring her shouts.
The Ziyouren Theme Inn,Xiamen. Dirty rooms and rude staff, truly, the Fawlty Towers of China |
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