Friday, 10 May 2013

10 Amazing Places You've Probably Diddn't Even Know Existed

I'm going to denigrate my blog with a list. Apparently people like lists. You can't trust people can you? People voted for Hitler, People like Coldplay! Anyway, enough plagiarized sarcasm, here is a list of ten places that you probably never knew existed and I hope you never go to (so as not to spoil it for me).

1. Palau

The Rock Islands of Palau

I'm often asked where do you most want to go, my usual reply is Palau. Often the respose is a blank face and a the awkward question......where was that again? It's an island chain that you could find on a map by drawing a line north from New Guinea and a line east from the Philippines. "Oh", is the usual reply. "Which country is that in?". "Palau is in Palau" I say abruptly. The conversation tends to end there.

Why you shouldn’t go there: It's so out of the way that getting there is exceedingly expensive!

2: Jamestown, St Helena.

The Capital of St Helena, Jamestown
 Somewhere in the south Atlantic, between Africa and the Americas, is a little island named St Helena. It's largest settlement Jamestown is a peculiar little slice (more like a very long strip) of quaint Middle England.

Why you shouldn't go there: It's almost impossible to get there!

3: Tristan Da Cunha

The Island of Tristan da Cunha seen from above

Another British dependency in the South Atlantic. Tristan da Cunha is a great big volcano which, for some reason, a few hundred people live upon. I say for some reason, I'd love to live there, but I'm not allowed. Because its such a great place to live, they don't allow outsiders to emigrate there!

Why you shouldn't go there: The people there have such a great life, do you really want to ruin it for them? 

4: Balls Pyramid

Balls Pyramid, Australia
Balls Pyramid is a 561m high rock in the middle of the sea. As a reference, the Empire State Building is just over 300m. If you want to see it, book a trip to Lord Howe Island.

Why you shouldn't go there: How would you get off the boat?

5: St Kilda Island

The Abandoned Island of St Kilda, a remote outpost of the British Isles


Far from the esplanade of St Kilda in Melbourne. The far more windswept original lurks in the North Atlantic, far away from the Scottish coast. It's inhabitants were all evacuated to the mainland due to a storm decades ago and never returned.

Why you shouldn’t go there: It's cold and windy.

6: Kerguelen

Kerguelen, French Southern and Antarctic Territories
If you went south from the Maldives for many thousands of miles, you would come to a funny little archipelago named Kerguelen. A cold, foreboding landscape full of mountains and moors, it really is France's answer to the Falklands.

Why you shoulden't go there: It's freezing and almost impossible to get there. To make matters worse, the only people there are French! 

7: Lhuntse

Lhuntse, Bhutan
In fact, a lot of people haven't even heard of Bhutan. A magical little kingdom in between India and China. I hope India doesn't gobble up Bhutan like it did Sikkim and I hope Bhutan doesn't get ruined by globalisation and "progress" like most of the world has. Long live Gross National Happiness!!!

Why you shouldn't go there: Bhutan will only let you in if they want you. Forget being a tourist in Bhutan. 

8: Lake Baikal


Lake Baikal, Russia
Lake Baikal is the worlds deepest lake containing 1/5 of all the planet's fresh water. 

Why you shouldn't go there: It's bloody freezing! 

9: Kimbe Bay

Kimbe Bay, New Britain, Papua New Guinea

Papua New Guinea has spectacular natural beauty, but due to its reputation for violence and scant regard to health and safety, it's seldom visited.

Why you shouldn't go there: Papua New Guinea is one of the worlds most dangerous countries. Although, actually, most of PNG is fine. It's just places like Port Moresby which give the rest of the country a bad reputation.  

10: Gilan

The Rainforests of Gilan Province, Iran
Yep, this is a rainforest in Iran! Amazing huh?

Why you shouldn’t go there: Iran is run by nutcases.Which isn't totally true either. In fact, I would feel safe visiting Iran.

There you go, these are 10 amazing places that I bet you didn’t know existed. If you did, well done, have you been to any of these places? Have you got a few more to add? Please leave a comment!

10 comments:

  1. Awesome places, Kimbe Bay looks really beautiful..

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  2. I love this anti-travel list response to all the bloggers who think generic formats create good content.

    And nice list of cool places I'll probably never see in person.

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  3. I want to visit Palau too because I love beaches and diving underwater to sea the beauty down there.

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  4. Have heard of most of them, but just wasted an hour this afternoon checking out websites about Tristan da Cunha. Hard to get to, need special permission from the local people, almost no accommodation. What a fantastic place.

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  5. I imagine that if you really want to visit all of them, you'd destroy your life savings.

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  6. Miss that place so much! Haven’t been back, but one day would love to!hershey park.

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  7. I want to clarify something here. There are parts of Papua New Guinea where crime is rampant but that should not define the whole country....this is like any other third world nation. Visit places like the PNG islands New Island,West New Britain, East New Britain, Solomon Islands, and coastal areas like Tufi and Milne Bay. It is worth your every dime and time!!

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  8. Sue, I think you're right, I shall edit accordingly. Thanks for your comment! :D

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